Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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