They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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