I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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