You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize
