As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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