would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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