i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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