I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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