No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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