clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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