They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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