So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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