it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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