i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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