and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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