i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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