i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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