i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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