don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Randomize
