She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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