Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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