I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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