i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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