It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I got inside last night via doggy door
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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