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say what?
wanna hang out?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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