is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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