I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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