I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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