This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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