Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
