My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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