Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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