I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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