What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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