Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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