Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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