brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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