ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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