"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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