You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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