I have demons in me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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