I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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