Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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