I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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