Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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