nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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