I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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