doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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