I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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