So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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